So we’re not allowed in the US to buy Cuban cigars and rum (or anything else) because the government doesn’t want more money going to the communist regime. So shouldn’t they reward us for stealing Cuban rum and cigars and having a good time at the commies expense? But noooo, our government has to be ass backwards and want to hurt them but also hurt us for trying to help our cause. FREEDOM!!!
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If your weapon changes color and you hands are blistering PUT IT THE FUCK DOWN!!!! *inhuman rage screeching*
No, Gamestop, I don’t want to create an account on your website. I just want what I paid for! I bought the disc in your store so I wouldn’t have to deal with online downloads and redemption codes. If I knew you were gonna do this BS I would have just bought it the normal way through Steam and it would be done by now.
Damnit you had better not start World War III motherfuckers! I swear someone had better back down soon. This isn’t a dick measuring contest, you’re all playing with shit you obviously don’t understand. Yes we have the best weapons tech but they’re not far behind and they have a literal horde backing them up. Not only that but the military upper leadership has proven repeatedly that they have absolutely no idea how to deal with basic modern low-inensity warfare situations let alone a full scale war against a modernized military with real weapons and funding. And it’s probably the same for the other side too. Do you know what that means? That means it’s happening exactly the same way it happened a hundred years ago. A whole century later and you assholes haven’t learned shit! Bunch of idiots with high rank and no experience fucking around with weapons they don’t understand, itching to satisfy their own overly romantisized sense of glory or justice. But really it’ll just be the largest nations on Earth in a full scale war and using a little incident in a small nation as their excuse for a fight. What’s happening in Syria is bad but it isn’t worth starting a larger global conflict over it. That’s what it’ll be; waves of people dying as the leadership fails to comprehend the implications of our new technology. Except now it’s not just gas and machine guns, some idiot might get a little anxious to launch nukes too if their losing badly enough. And the ones that suffer most won’t be the ones behind it, it will be the troops and their families, and the civilians in whatever places the main fronts happen to be.
But realistically speaking, the big nations are scared, and secretly well aware of how woefully inadequate they would be in a real war. So most likely someone will back down, and if not then the “actions” taken will probably be the same as they have been for years. Bomb the neutral battleground country to shit, everyone declares victory and leaves the locals to pick up the pieces. I don’t know which is worse, the idea of another massive war or the idea that out national governments are too scared to do the only thing they were created for.
Why is my roommate sleeping on the couch? Why can’t I use my own living room on a Saturday night? Why is my roommate trying to sleep at 12:30 ON A SATURDAY NIGHT?! Why am I asking myself rhetorical questions on the internet? Find out on the next episode of “The fuck is this shit?!”
WHAT KIND OF ASSHOLE THROWS AWAY SOMEONE ELSE’S SPICES?!?! What idiot thinks of doing that?! BITCH you don’t even cook! What the fuck were you doing in my spice cabinet anyway? Think you know everything because you’re good at physics. Hmpf! I don’t want your shitty cooking advice on how to make tasteless burned food and I especially don’t want you throwing my shit away unless it’s literally growing hellspawn soul eating demon mold out of it. Get the fuck out of my kitchen and don’t let me see you around here again unless you brink pizza as tribute. Dumbass motherfucker.
Nope. That’s it. I’m done. Every time I try to be friendly to someone while I’m sober I manage to fuck it up and piss them off or make them cry. No more human contact for me for the rest of the weekend. It’s for your own good, I swear it. I’ve got to protect the world from myself. Farewell.
GET OUT OF MY TOWN!!! You’re leeching all the bandwidth. When I got back a week ago the internet was great, streaming youtube and Netflix in HD and all that shit. Now that there are 50,000 more of you here I have trouble even staying connected. I had good internet for the first time in months but it lasted less than a week and you ruined it. So stop downloading porn and looking up pintrest crafts that you will never be able to do properly and go back to your big cities with your fancy fiber optic cables and let me enjoy this for a while longer ok? And don’t complain about hiw it’s so much slower here than in Dallas and Austin or wherever you’ve from. It was great until you go here. Now all I can do for fun is read and drink alone without the internet and it’s all your fault. Kthanksbye.
P.S. Obligatory cable internet company: Stop sucking
I wonder what happened to the posts I typed out that were lost in the great collapse last night? Did they disappear into the void never to be seen again, or were they transported like so many others to someone else’s blog? Did some random person have a paragraph long rant about how it’s still socially acceptable to mistreat and discriminate against fat people irrevocably published on their blog for all the world to see?
Does anyone else ever get the feeling that they lost the genetic lottery in a huge way? Like I have the genes to be 6’2”, naturally slim and toned, be really attractive and have nice hair and be like a greek god except Mexican. But instead I’m average height, chubby, and everyone is scared of my face. No amount of exorcise and eating right (or lack therof) seems to be able to affect my body at all so I’m just riding the wind here hoping that my metabolism decides not to fuck me over even more. Shit damnit I got my personality from my father’s side of the family, why couldn’t I get their unnatural beauty too?! Like I’m pretty sure they became that way to make up for the fact that they’re all assholes but I didn’t inherit that particular defensive mechanism so now I’m just showing the worst possible genetic traits from both sides of the family and… just… If I end up getting arthritis at a young age too I’ll be really pissed at the world and probably become a super villain! Fuck this shit! I’m out!